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**Breaking News: Peter Attia Quits David Protein Amid Epstein Scandal Fallout**
Oh man, you guys, I’ve got some crazy news to share. Peter Attia, the super respected doc and entrepreneur, has just bailed as Chief Science Officer at David Protein. And, let’s just say, it’s all thanks to a bunch of documents that linked him to that infamous Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, we’re talking 1,700 times, folks. That’s a whole lotta commotion.
So, what does this mean for David Protein? Well, they’ve been killing it since launching their flagship protein bar back in 2024. Health enthusiasts can’t get enough of their products – 28 grams of protein, zero sugar, and only 150 calories. But will this scandal bring the whole house of cards down? That’s the million-dollar question.
Peter’s admitted to being “ashamed” of some of the, ahem, “racy” content in his emails with Epstein. And, yeah, he’s saying he had nothing to do with any shady business and never even set foot on his island or flew on his plane. But, let’s be real, damage control is gonna be tough.
And this isn’t just affecting David Protein – Biograph, the health testing and longevity startup co-founded by Attia and John Hering, is also getting dragged into this mess. When I asked for a statement, I got the classic “can’t comment on that right now” dodge. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see how this all plays out.
One thing’s for sure, though: the wellness and longevity game just got a whole lot more complicated. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!
**Sources:**
* The New York Times
* David Protein
* Biograph
